[Oh hay, does this face look familiar. She's standing in the middle of one of the streets, glancing around. After a minute she glances down at the Faciliberry she's (somehow) tied around her neck.]Well, this ain't too bad'uffa place for my first F3 trip. I almost feel right at home. I hafta say it was a lil startlin' though, suddenly wakin' up here ( Read more... )

[Jareth is...peacocking. Can owls peacock? Whatever, Jareth is strutting around pleased as punch, smiling into the camera, looking charming and nothing but proud over his fancy, almost glittery black wings. Though a curious thing is that his primary feathers are almost white.]I do hope everyone is making sense of their little gifts. Quite luxurious ( Read more... )

[As his throat is still a bit sore from being strangled to death, he's going to be texting for the week. Speaking of death, strangulation by vines was not how he ever imagined he’d go, and as a result it’s not sitting too well on his pride. Normally this would lead to him punching things until his knuckles bled, but ever since he came back he ( Read more... )

[voice]

[There are a few moments of silence before a deep-some would say quite theatrical-sigh begins her post.]

If this is some sort of ludicrous dream brought upon by a head injury or the like, I must say I'm disappointed in myself. Rather lacking in detail for a dream, devoid of a nigh essential, and it's lost its charm fast.

[She laughs, ( Read more... )

ARE ANY OF YOU FUCKERS GOOD AT COMPUTERS?
(NOT SOLLUX)

( cut for troll text; features ill advised tech support requests )

[The 'berry is being used expertly, for someone who has just arrived in the facility. Probably because--not only has this someone actually used one of these before, but he was in a whole bunch of minds that knew how to use them, too ( Read more... )

[Oh hello there facility, you get a nice view of a very frightening looking man in sloppily put on clown makeup. The way he's holding the camera his face takes up nearly all of the screen, and he's giving everybody his best red-stained grin]

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen of this fine establishment. I'm happy to tell you that today I'm in the ( Read more... )